I think the source is probably a dark corner of hell, really
someone come take cute pictures with santa with me please.
I love being a morning person because I get to see the look of utter agony and self loathing on people’s faces when I cheerfully say ‘good morning!’ at 7am.
You know when you’re drowning you don’t actually inhale until right before you black out. It’s called voluntary apnea. It’s like no matter how much you’re freaking out, the instinct to not let any water in is so strong that you won’t open your mouth until you feel like your head’s exploding. Then when you finally do let it in, that’s when it stops hurting. It’s not scary anymore. It’s.. actually kind of peaceful.
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]
How about a round of applause.
Oh my gosh you are stunning!
awwwe, thanks hun <3
If you’re aroused and you know it clap your hands.
*rapidly starts clapping hands*